This mornings quick hits are brought to you by ear infections and miscommunication.
- The Red Sox rode the three run homerun of David Ortiz to a 6-4 victory over Washington last night. Some dude named Smoltz pitches for the Sox tonight.
- The Sea Dogs lost a tough one in 13 innings last night, falling to their constant opponent Connecticut 3-2.
- Random Bangor area scores are right here.
- Nationally,Yahoo Sports broke the news that the Cleveland Cavaliers added Shaquille O'Neal to their roster by trading Phoenix Sasha Pavlovic and the corpse of Ben Wallace.
- The NBA Draft, better known as "Where you can always see the newest additions to the Clippers roster", takes place tonight.