The Friday "Didn't We Use to Have an Intern Who Did The Links?" Links

Whoever had Varitek in the pool claim your prize...

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for Red Sox Nation....

Red Sox
Adrian Beltre strikes again, knocks out Jason Varitek for 4-6 weeks.

Angel Sanchez was traded for "Straight Cash, Homey!" (OK, Kevin Cash, but still..)

MDC was put on the DL and odds are Robert Manuel will replace him.

Celtics
The Celts have obviously been listening to the Morning Jab, and have taken Matty's suggestion and are looking at Brendon Heywood.

Paul Pierce and the Celtics are reportedly making progress on a deal.

Bruins
Daniel Paille re-signed with the Bruins and that's about it.

Maine Ties
Former Sea Dog Justin Masterson stifled the Blue Jays.