Whoever had Varitek in the pool claim your prize...
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for Red Sox Nation....
Adrian Beltre strikes again, knocks out Jason Varitek for 4-6 weeks.
Angel Sanchez was traded for "Straight Cash, Homey!" (OK, Kevin Cash, but still..)
MDC was put on the DL and odds are Robert Manuel will replace him.
The Celts have obviously been listening to the Morning Jab, and have taken Matty's suggestion and are looking at Brendon Heywood.
Paul Pierce and the Celtics are reportedly making progress on a deal.
Daniel Paille re-signed with the Bruins and that's about it.
Former Sea Dog Justin Masterson stifled the Blue Jays.