Monday Morning Quick-Hits

A fan's attempt at saying hi to someone at home goes horribly, horribly, wrong.

Off we go after a busy weekend...

• The John Smoltz experience has been a bust so far, and yesterday was no exception.
• If you didn't get out to Hadlock Field to see Junichi Tazawa, well, you're out of luck.
• The Sea Dogs took 2 out of 3 from New Hampshire after a win yesterday, and head out on the road for 7 games starting tonight in Harrisburg.