Wednesday Weekly Awards...on Thursday...Again

Player of the Week: Da’Sean Butler. Yes again. Well, he did have two buzzer-beaters, and led his team to a Big East Championship. Honorable Mention…Evan Turner

Team of the Week: Arkansas Pine-Bluff. Way to win that Play-in Game errr…I mean Tourney game boys!

Coach of the Week: Rex Ryan. For realizing that he was an obese ogre, and needed to do something about it. Kudos to you Rex.

Goat(s) of the Week: Jacksonville Jaguars fans. Well, more specifically, the Jag fans at “Tim Tebow Day” yesterday in Gainesville. These idiots want the Jags to select a QB project with their first pick. Just move the team to England now. There is probably a smarter fanbase in Europe.

Play of the Week: Cat Fight!! It’s nice to see Andre and Pete back on the court.

Vindication of the Week: The NCAA loves Duke. How on Earth does a team get a number one seed even though their resume is worse than two other teams that won their respective tournaments? And how does said team also get the easiest bracket? Oh, I know…because they are DUKE!!!

Website of the Week: cbssports.com All the March Madness games online baby. Who needs to take a day off?

Technology of the Week: Lap Band Surgery. America’s Easy Way Out.

Upcoming Game(s) of the Week: Hmmmm…Maybe the Tournament?

Chris Sedenka is the host of the PM Jab daily from 3p-7p on 96.3 The Big Jab and the play-by-play guy for the NBA D-League's Maine Red Claws.