Hawk Harrelson first quotable "Westbrook is a guy that, as a hitter, you have to make him get it up". Somewhere the makers of Levitra are scrambling to contact Westbrook's agent.
The fat guy sitting on the first base side behind the hitters is a scary looking dude.
Westbrook did not allow a run in 18 spring training innings. Apparently he has added a change-up to his arsenal. Right now AJ "The Douche" Pierzynski is battling him, fouling off about 5 pitches before he grounds to short. Another quick 1,2,3 inning for Jake the Snake. I wonder if when a parent names there child Jake it's because they want him affiliated with Jake Roberts and Jake Plummer?
John Danks gets a quick fly-out and then returns to the John Danks I know, the one who walks a batter on about 5 pitches. His goal this spring was to pitch to contact, which is an effective way of saying "he can't strike out anyone", in my opinion.
Nick Swisher saves a run and and an extra base hit crashing into the scoreboard. He looks a little sore, but he is staying in the game.
Danks gets an Asdrubal Cabrera ground-out and gets out of the inning unscathed. No K's yet for anyone, either.
Hawk uses the "can of corn line" Over/under for times he uses that this season should be set at 300.
Juan Uribe is now the White Sox second baseman. This team won a World Series 3 years ago didn't they?
Boy I never thought I would say this, but I am really excited for the Royals game....