Matty: Thank you, thank you. It was a very successful day in Patriots Nation yesterday, as Matt Cassel did what he is supposed to do, not screw up. I will address questions and concerns now.
Drunk Guy In Back Pounding a Miller High Life 40 oz in a Brown Bag: Didn't you pick the Jets on your radio show yesterday to win the game?
Matty: Yes I did, however, I did it in the best interests of the MCFC and Pats Nation.
DGIBPAMHL40IBB: How is that in the best interests of MCFC and Pats Nation?
Matty: Well, to be honest, generally everything I touch turns to crap, and I became very concerned that becoming President of the MCFC would be detrimental to the young man's career and in turn, the Patriots. It's called reverse psychology.
DGIBPAMHL40IBB: (mutters an obscenity, burps, and then screams something about his fantasy football team losing by triple digits as he storms out of the room)
Matty: Ok then. The good out of yesterday-no turnovers, he seemed to have a good grasp of the short passing game and how to use Wes Welker, and the running game managed to take some pressure off. The negative-he under threw Randy Moss on a deep ball, and he must keep Moss involved in the game or risk him drifting. I give Cassel a B+ for his individual effort yesterday. That will now adjourn this week's meeting. I look forward to him throwing at least 2 touchdowns against Miami, keeping Randy Moss happy, and keeping the Pats in the win column. Until next Monday...